Jungle Boner

To achieve, either spiritually or physically, a raging dancing boner due to highly stimulating activities or anticipation of such activities.

Usually accompanied by a one legged dance and a little song.
More often than not, a Jungle Boner is caused by Jungle Speed.
"Last night while watching Matlock I got a ragging Jungle Boner"
by The Real dRewsus June 16, 2009
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boner-killer

Somthing or somonethat kills the fun that you are having
Guy1: Yo Stop screwing around!
Guy2: (to some1 else)Geeze, what a boner killer
by Chewing on a spoon August 23, 2005
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sympathy boner

Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner
by test12 December 13, 2015
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pilgrim boner

1) A guy dressed as a guy from Panic! at the Disco who has a huge sack.
2) What happens when Thanksgiving meals turn your dad on.
Upon observing the bulge in my father's pants that November day, I knew he had a Pilgrim Boner.
by Stacersz November 04, 2007
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foner boner

when a guy thinks he has a boner but doesn't.
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
Also try boner
guy1: Im so hard right now.
guy2: no,dude, you just have a foner boner.
guy1: oh...
by livvvvvvv February 14, 2008
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head boner

when a person as an abnormally big ass head that it looks like your head has a boner. It sticks out in the back
Zach has a big assssssss head boner bicthhhhhhhhhh
by head boner February 28, 2017
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backward boner

Where you are engaging in sex and you still have your whity tightys on, but you have to go poop really bad so you shit in your pants therefore looking like you have a "backward boner"
i was fuckin jenny last night but before that i had mexican so i shit my pants and got a "backward boner"
by James, Schwieger April 25, 2007
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