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John R.

An obsessive elderly man who, while seemingly friendly at first, will become obsessive and clingy once you become friends. Will call you daily multiple times until you answer the phone, and will make excuses to come to your house, such as claiming he forgot something or left something or claiming he wants to give you something. Will then not take a hint and overstay his welcome. If he can't mangle his way into your house, he will stop by uninvited, and knowing you won't want to be disrespectful and tell him to leave, will further overstay his welcome. If you do not pick up the phone, he will come to your house, thus forcing you to answer the phone. Will drive by your house numerous times in a stalking nature. Will insist on going everywhere with you, no matter the place, and will refuse to wash his hands after he uses the restroom. Don't get yourself a JR. (John R.)
Elizabeth: I just met this guy that's super friendly and is willing to help me with literally anything I need. He's great!
Cassandra: That's amazing, I'm glad you found a guy that's nice to you. Tell me more about him, what's his name?
Elizabeth: Thanks, his name is John.

Cassandra: John, John R.?
Elizabeth: Yes!
Cassandra: You've got yourself a John R. Have fun getting rid of him.
Elizabeth: What do you mean by that?
Cassandra: You'll see, just wait for the nonstop calling and obsessive, clingy behavior.
by imtellingnothingbutthetruth February 12, 2023
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B R U H

B r U h
t h a t s a b r u h m o m e n t
by bftft September 2, 2020
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r/memesopdidnotlike

"Memes Op Did Not Like"

A Reddit community which is SUPPOSED to be used to make fun of a person getting mad about a meme because they don't find it funny or because it offends them.

However, it's more or less become a very rare example of an extreme-right echo chamber on the notoriously extreme-left shithole that is Reddit, and virtually nothing else. This has lead to lot of controversy - because of the non-stop back-and-forth between another sub that is meant to be its exact opposite, as well as the fact that it's a right-wing community on an extreme-left website, every post becomes a dumpster fire.
r/memesopdidnotlike was a good idea ruined by the fact that people can and will make everything political.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2024
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R-tard

A more immature version of the word retard; Calling someone a retard.
A: If we're being honest, you're a r-tard.
B: Hey! I'm not sped!
A: That's what a retard would say.
by Gack 2119 April 3, 2023
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Ruth R.

She’s not a bad person but she’s a teacher. She’s nice but also a mean and strict one. She uses the word inappropriate way to much because she was born in 700 B.C. And doesn’t know how to act around humans.
by Sheesherboysysysysysy May 19, 2021
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r/wooosh

How many o’s does r/wooosh have?????????!??!
by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022
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