Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.
The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.
by Stumpy & Friends March 04, 2023
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golden raisin

A sexual act involving atleast one ginger and a woman. The redhead slams his or hers smaller testicle into the womans lady parts, free of choice. Often performed to the tunes of Riverdance.
Golden refers to the goldshining pubes of redheads.
- Howya man, was hookin' up with me mot last night eh, gave that fine thing the golden raisin, got me dick banjaxed.
- Stop acting the maggot Bob, you're not even a ginger, boyo.
by Magister_Magford March 14, 2019
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Golden raisin

The sexual act in which you urinate on hamster dropping and force your partner to eat them while jerking them off on a unicycle
Bro she gave me a golden raisin last night I came so hard I fell off the unicycle
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golden D

meaning either a woman's vagina or a man's penis. D=dick
commonly used between girls to throw off men when the man wants the golden D.
Oh my god Christina, he wants the golden D SO bad!!!!
by rozy <3 March 26, 2011
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golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them
I totally gave her a golden spanky last night
by Beavis August 14, 2022
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Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
by BettyYellowSplash February 19, 2025
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Golden hour

The perfect hour when no ones home so you can explode the toilet with explosive diarrhea
Hopefully today I will have a perfect golden hour!
by Chocolate. Milk May 27, 2022
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