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Ethan

Ethan is the most athletic, funny and hot person he is also very sexy
by EthanP982 January 31, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys
Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan

Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)
by Ethansucks502 June 1, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan can be nice but he is so annoying and stupid. He can be a retard sometimes and is very short. He usually has curly hair and is a little obese.
Have you heard of the obese kid Ethan?
by rolly5122 April 26, 2022
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Ethan

A very sentimental or emotionally unstable person. Is cute, but not hot or handsome. He makes lots of great friends, and will stay with all of them for as long as possible. Hates to leave behind what he has grown to love, and can be shy. Ethans would make amazing friends or boyfriends, so if you have one stay with him. He will always make you smile, and can keep every secret. Love sports, music, sometimes reading, and video games.
1: shit have you seen that new kid?! What is his name?! He hilarious!
2: that’s Ethan.
1: of course! How would I not have know that
by DeadMob1000 (ETAN ROADS) September 26, 2018
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Ethan

nevermind ethan is a loner and once i saw him suck off a whole block of blue cheese, BARE MAN THE LAD IS i never want to suck his toes if its the last thing i do
ethan
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
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Ethan

He's a very intimate guy with an endless sexual appetite. He can go all night long. HIs penis is 12 inches long and the diameter of a cupcake. His dick tastes amazing.
He is such an ethan
by HotBoiii May 7, 2019
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ethan tracey

a very small penis when enlarged it can only hit the 3 inch mark
by bighorsedicks February 13, 2017
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