DAVID

A KERSHNER

THAT DAVID IS BEING A DAVID AGAIN

by thekershnerofallkershners February 2, 2023

David

a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.

did you hear that we have a david in our class?

by dracula100 May 20, 2023

David

A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!

A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.

A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.

O have you seen David?

- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!

We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!

by [e-mail] November 23, 2021

David Marin

Don't do anything weird or he will be disappointed in you

You see what you did. You disappointed david marin

by Pig_benis1 September 14, 2022

David

Has a large penis and is very kind to everyone

Davids penis I gigantic

by Joeseph_stalin68+1 January 27, 2021

ben samuel david wilson

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster

ben Samuel David Wilson is on the job

by KoolKidKlubForPenguins December 5, 2019

David

David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”

Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile

Person 2: On god

by Crunchwrap June 16, 2022