April 24th

Dominic day!

"hey did you hear April 24th is international r@pe day?"

"I bet Dominic will have fun"

by notdominic April 24, 2021

April 8th

this is the day you can hit anyone with specifically named madi (spelt in any way) in any way you please. this last for 24 hours. (murders ok)

guys it’s april 8th, let’s abuse madi

by localshroom April 24, 2021

April 25

National foreskin rat day

Dude: Bro it's April 25!!
Bro: Dude you know what that means!
*Grabs rat with aroused intent*

by Foreskin Rat April 24, 2021

April 24th

National Josh Day

In honor of the Battle of the Joshes, April 24th is now deemed as National Josh Day

Person A: Hey, remember what happened on April 24th?
Person B: Oh, yeah! The Battle of the Joshes!
Person A: I wonder how the winner, Little Josh, is doing nowadays?

by Todd the Turnip April 24, 2021

April 26th

The day a awesome dude was born.

Its April 26th: boy 1

It should be a national holiday: boy 2

by Sir of Steel April 26, 2021

April 27

The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.

April 27 is ass

by Fcknigha April 26, 2021

April 27th

Send video to your bf of your ass or pu***

April 27th by me

by Zamosza April 27, 2021