Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023

Ghost Cake

A girls ass that is fatter than what’s expected

Did you see Hannah’s instagram, I didn’t know her ass was that fat, she got a Ghost Cake

by Finsterblaster May 3, 2019

Ghetto ghost

A low battery chirp coming from your smoke detector

The ghetto ghost won’t stop haunting me

. But I’m to cheap and lazy to spend the buck to appease it wants .

by Jimmy jimmy January 12, 2018

Ghosting

According to Chanel Oberlin on the second season of Scream Queens, it’s basically when you do a number two and look down at the paper and there’s NOTHING there. And so you stand up and look in the toilet and there’s nothing there either, because the turd got somehow shot down the hole before you even flush.

Example: A turd ghosting me in the morning would absolutely ruin my day!

by hunteethisbussymagical September 14, 2023

Ghost Pony

A haunted sexual act where a mans penis is ghosted in another person.

Also, a children’s book.

I checked my dm’s on ig, and she kept asking for the ghost pony.

by BigAl312 June 12, 2019

Ghosting

The act of giving or receiving a hand job under the sheets. The erect penis will resemble a ghost.

Friend: “My girlfriend was ghosting me all day.”

Me: Doesn’t your cock get tired after too long?

Friend: What?

by JuicyWienerMan February 22, 2021

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019