David Jurado

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Look at that David Jurado over there! Yeah he has no friends

by i am not seen. June 12, 2025

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David

David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.

Did you hear David’s planning on arm-wrestling John Winn? It’ll be one for the history books.

by eBucks May 31, 2024

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David

The kindest hearted person on earth, no matter how sad you are he will always be able to make you happy. He may mess up sometimes, and make you sad, but in reality he doesn't mean to. He is the cutest boy you will ever meet. He has the deepest voice that will catch you off guard, but it really hot 🤭. He is literally the best person in the universe, and nothing could ever change that.

Random- "wow, that dudes voice is deep and he's really sweet, he must be named David!"

by Hearts4daviddd October 16, 2022

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David is a cute EXTREMELY tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is extremely funny and will not be afraid to be honest haha. He has a great personality that is hilarious. David’s are also very protective and loving. Your would be lucky to get one.

person 1:”omg is that david!”
person 2:” yeah he’s so funny!”

by hola it’s milly rock January 23, 2020

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