Walking Food Festival

A person whose life during Covid has come to revolve around food.

Posting photos of every meal and every snack, sharing recipes, looking forward to eating because what else was there to do, she had become a Walking Food Festival.

by Monkey's Dad March 2, 2021

Bird Food

garbage, for the streets, unwanted, discarded

Bob: I met that girl jenny at the party

Bill: Don't do it bro, she Bird Food. whole hood had her

by Sala Bizzle August 1, 2021

russian food

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

by Not a Russian December 2, 2016

Food

Ganja

Oi, let's get some food bruv. I don't mean chips

by Spycam panty liners March 18, 2018

Food

A weak inmate in prison, an prisoner who is unable to defend himself. A prisoner that can be manipulated or robbed for his commissary without consequences.

Since Joey did not fight back, the other inmates began to view him as food.

by knowstigma January 22, 2020

Why Is Food Good

Because it is

BOB: Why Is Food Good ?
Jimmy: Because it is, How is that a hard question

by Killin Hitman May 6, 2021

free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!

Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019