Sexual Powers

What Homer Simpson believes he gets when he sleeps naked in a oxygen tent.

Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Hey! That's a half-truth!

by Mr. Defender June 11, 2022

Flag

Get the Sexual Powers mug.

Sexual Immortality

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.

Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁

by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020

Flag

Get the Sexual Immortality mug.

A highly specific and very rare orientation in which a person finds themselves exclusively attracted to an individual known as “xy2k.” Considered one of the most niche forms of attraction, xy2k-sexuality is defined not by general traits or preferences, but by a unique gravitational pull toward one single entity: xy2k.

Ever since I met xy2k, I realized I wasn’t just crushing — I was totally Xy2k Sexual

by iqxh September 8, 2025

Flag

Get the Xy2k Sexual mug.

sexuality personality disorder

A mental state where the person reverts back to their child hood sexual experiences and by personality disorder they have sex with anyone of any age from child to adult

Roger suffered from sexuality personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes June 11, 2018

Flag

Get the sexuality personality disorder mug.

Kristoph-Sexual

a term referring to those who are exclusively (or almost exclusively) attracted to the character Kristoph Gavin from the video game "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Such people recognize that, whatever their sexual preferences would typically be, they would nevertheless smash Kristoph in a game of "Smash or Pass"

It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire

Damn, Someone just pissed on me and now I am feeling very Kristoph-sexual

by Kristoph Gavin April 15, 2024

Flag