Tom

Huge knob which the ladies call a Chinese dragon. Makes dem hoes purr like cats. Bitches = fucked. Will make a girl drown in her own wet and a boy so sticky they get stuck to their bed sheets.

Girl 1: Aaaa why am I so wet
Girl 2: Tom's came into the room
Girl 1: That makes sense
Boy: I'm drowning in my own sperm

Aaaa I'm Tomming everywhere!

by xxTommyBaexx February 14, 2017

tom

IF u meat a tom d him right away he is soooo girthy and manly

ohhhhh tom

by susy daddy September 26, 2022

Tom

tom is the gay boy in the back of the room usually emo and likes to such balls and dick

tom such my nuts

by jenny the big fat penny November 19, 2018

Tom

The name of someone who usually has a cum filled bum. Can be shortened to cumbum

Tom is a cumbum

by Cumbum123 November 27, 2020

Tom

The type of guy that is always going to die everyday. Drinks cola and is a nerd.

Alex: "Hey have you seen Tom?"
Tammy: "Probably is dead."
Alex: "oh.."

by Disco's Discomfort January 22, 2019

Tom

Blah blah blah, bullshit bullshit bullshit……….

Tom Is just a regular person who takes a you know what in the morning.

by Taj4670 November 24, 2021

Tom

The worst of the worst friends out there. Tends to be skinny and frail, thinks they are hot shit. Has horrible body Oder, and normally a small penis.

"Tom gets in car"

"Windows go down".

by Mr_damascus June 03, 2016