The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you don't realize you're covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by deefinitelynotcoveredinshit September 17, 2021

Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut

“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”

by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018

Trench Monster

Someone from the trenches that gets all the girls

Person 1: Hey, look at that hood rat getting all the bitches
Person 2: Yea, he's a Trench Monster

by RizzGod99 December 19, 2022

Monster Foodies

A bunch of idiots (Cookie Monster and Gonger) who think they’re great at cooking, but they just make things anyone could make even with 0 skill and try to make up for it by actually going to the factory to get a missing ingredient.

Here Are the things they made
PB & J Sandwiches

Succotash

Pasta
Birthday Cake

Of Course We Can help you, cause we are Monster Foodies!

by 556788866 August 15, 2021

Monsters

Beings some people would like to get rid of.

Girl's supporters- Which one of your monsters would you like us to run off from your closet? We would do anything for you.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies

cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies

by because im short May 6, 2022