Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023

hard rock cereal

I don’t know, make something up, use this term spontaneously, it has no meaning

ayo, I love eating hard rock cereal.
bro I’m hard rock cereal!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.

Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023

Girl hard

When you see a guy and he makes you throb in your puss

“did you see that guy? he makes me so girl hard”

by girlhard.com October 18, 2023

Girl hard

when you see a guy or girl and they make you throb a little in your puss

“Did you see that guy? he made me girl hard”

by girlhard.com October 18, 2023

D’Aydrian Harding

A youtuber with over 2m on youtube. He is African and uses the word Nigga alot.

D’Aydrian Harding is about to make me cuuuuuum.

by D’Aydrian Harding October 21, 2023