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Cookie Wookie

When you visit the bakery section of a grocery store and purposely cut a fart on baked goods and/or placing public hair on the goods.
Dude, that old lady just cut in front of me in the checkout line!! Don't worry man...see that birthday cake in her cart? I gave it a cookie wookie when she want lookin
by ShillyBop November 18, 2025
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Cookies

The word "cookies" is a euphemism for the word breasts, boobs or boobies :)
Jake: Hi there, I love your cookies ;)
Gabby: Thanks sexy, I love ypurs to :P
by Jakey19 February 5, 2014
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Wade’s cookies

Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being
Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe
by Bilbo Schmaggins January 2, 2021
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Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.
Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.
by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024
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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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Cookie Monster mug

A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird
by Paper oof July 30, 2022
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Cookie

What a girl feeds your when she’s high after having sex with you
John: hey man how was the sex with Ashley
Adam: good. She gave me a cookie after and she was high as hell when she gave it to me
by Who the hell am I October 28, 2020
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