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Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.
Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again
by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025
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Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
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jacob edwards

1. Slut
2. Idiot
3. Person who likes every fake girl
4. Falls for people easily
5. Can't tell a nice person from a hoe
Jacob Edwards Likes a fake person - Abbi ( A Side Hoe )
by PenelopeLynnBlake043004 May 12, 2016
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Jacob McGuigan

Jacob is a stunning man, seen as a father to some and a best friend to all, this 105lb man will beat the living wheels off you if you dare speak word of anyone he loves. Jacob is a hard worker who never backs down, he is always ready to drop the mitts on the ice or throw the biscuit top cheese. this guy is a all around BEAST and all aspire to some day be as great as him.
*Someone chirps isla rose*
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"
by Taintlickerwafflekicker May 20, 2022
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Jacob

god Marissa theres Jacob”
by grannyinsyrance March 7, 2021
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Jacob Maksym

A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'
That jacob maksym guy is kinda fire
by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023
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Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water
Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move
by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018
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