when you have a friend that you are just talking to because you have no one else in that class.
signs you have one:
1: you don't talk to them if you have another friend
2: if they have another friend near them, they won't talk to you. this means your replacement friend relationship is mutual. this is good for when you are going to ditch them next year.
3: you don't think their jokes are funny, and you have to fake laugh
4: you act different for them
5: they don't know you well or maybe they know every aspect about you since they are just someone you can rant to without worrying about them spreading it.
rules:
1: can't hang out with them outside of school
2: don't hang out with them if you have friends in that class
3: NEVER choose them over your friend for partners
signs you have one:
1: you don't talk to them if you have another friend
2: if they have another friend near them, they won't talk to you. this means your replacement friend relationship is mutual. this is good for when you are going to ditch them next year.
3: you don't think their jokes are funny, and you have to fake laugh
4: you act different for them
5: they don't know you well or maybe they know every aspect about you since they are just someone you can rant to without worrying about them spreading it.
rules:
1: can't hang out with them outside of school
2: don't hang out with them if you have friends in that class
3: NEVER choose them over your friend for partners
p1: aren't you hanging out with her today?
p2: no man, she's my replacement friend. come on, let's go
p2: no man, she's my replacement friend. come on, let's go
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-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.
-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.
-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.
-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.
-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.
-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.
-might even be insane.
-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.
-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.
-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.
-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.
-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.
-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.
-might even be insane.
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