toe blonde

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.

hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know

by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024

phineas toes

the toes on someones foot that look like the head of phineas from the popular animated tv-show phineas and ferb, the toenails of this foot will be overgrown, dirty and riddled with yellow stains. the toes and complete foot in general will be covered in thick hair the foot's owner refuses to shave.

ew wtf that guy has phineas toes

by fluckingboxo August 19, 2022

Toe-Minator

A motherfucking super hero named NineToes who is 100 times more badass than the Terminator

If you try to pull some shady ass backstabbing drama causing schwacked out dope hoe-ish two -faced bullshit you will meet your fate and judgement from the Toe-Minator

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

Buddha's toe

Big Asian cock

Wong's got Buddha's toe

by Man hin January 2, 2022

toe on head

It is similar to shoe on head internet slang.
putting righ or left or both legs on back of the head infront of the webcam

- (guy) toe on head!
- (girl (she's trying to do it )

- (alot of guys on the chat room)
woow nice camel toe, oh yeah spread your legs, fap fap fap,
amazind pink cunt, oh yeah girl go on!....

by press1forboobs September 25, 2011

Toes up in the sand

Toes up in the sand is the position of someone drinking a tropical alcoholic drink that ran out of ducks some time in the distant past.

Dude, I was toes up in the sand in the Philipines most of the summer.

by Toes Up April 28, 2021

toes

the 10 oddly shaped sausages at the bottom of a human body. mostly used to balance and eat.

shoe: hey freaky fella 😏
toes: NO NO NO DONT EAT ME
shoe:how else can i protect you?
toes: i want the socks to eat me 😍

by ChickenFungus 2.0 July 29, 2022