cock diaper

a condom you wear outside of intercourse to prevent cum or precum stains on your underwear/pants.

"Damn, if our cleaning lady keeps doing that I'll have to start wearing a cock diaper at work."
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"

by azz_ May 14, 2013

cock mask

An apparatus used by humans with sleep disorders. A mask with a long hose resembling a large cock is placed over the face while sleeping to help with breathing. Also known as Gonzo mask due to its resemblance to Gonzo from the muppets.

Chris is sleeping with his cock mask on. It looks like he’s blowing Rocco Siffredi.

by Coe Island April 17, 2014

Cock Queen

A female who is talented in oral sex. She enjoys servicing men through fellatio by stimulating the man's penis and testicles with her mouth and tongue (oral-penile sex). She also enjoys performing anilingus (rimming) by stimulating the man's anus with her mouth and tongue (oral-anal sex).

"John went overseas and married himself a sweet little Asian cock queen, he can't stop bragging about her oral skills."

"Aniyah isn't your common chiken-head, she's a true Cock Queen, she's so good, her blowjobs are an out of body experience."

by Jaruwaan86 August 1, 2022

Cock Block

Blocking a Male Chicken from reaching it's destination, resulting in the call "Cock Block!"

COCK BLOCK!

by rdpunk February 24, 2011

Cock Vomit

Most often seen after a male masterbating, cock vomit is the fluid that eminates from the head of the males penis. Suggestions for where it is to land,
1.Attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and anus.
2.Unattractive Females: Chest and anus. note don't go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.Possibly onto a passer by from a highrise building block window.
4.Otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.

Excitable young man:"ahh ahhh ahh am going to cum, ah shit cock vomit everywhere, its gone all over the remote"

Unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:"ewwwwe, theres cock vomit in my eye"

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

Dog's Cock

Or Dog Cock; journalist slang for the exclamation mark (!)

A full stop's not enough for that sentence - better add a dog's cock.

by Gugus August 15, 2006

cock tease

A psuedonym given by a rejected suitor to woman who he considers to be extrodinarily physically desirable, genuinely nice, extremely laid-back cool, completely comfortable with ALL she is including, but not limited to, her sexuality, and doesn't hold it back or tone it down for anyone. She doesn't buy into the concept that just because she makes a guy think about hittin her she is somehow obligated to give it up.

I can't believe that muthafucka thought he was tappin this just because I been hangin with him lately. I mean shit, I like him, but I don't wanna fuck him. I thought he said I was, "almost like one of the boyz".

by eargazzyum July 5, 2005