Ass ho

a bitch, or whore who enjoys doing them self in the ass with there finger or a other house hole tools. The end of a spoon, fork or knife.

Maria is such a ass ho. She stuck that spoon up her butt the other night!

by catfiSH123456789 December 5, 2010

Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.

Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.

by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009

Ass to Ear

A variation of the Wet Willy. Instead of wetting a finger with saliva from your mouth you insert your finger into your anus and then insert it into the ear of the victim.

Person 1 (after whispering to person's 2's ear): "Why does your ear smell like shit?"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"

by phizzledizzle July 8, 2010

panda ass

verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.

Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!

by Not TBMcB October 17, 2009

sophia ass

A girls ass that bounces with every step. Can make a guy very pleased after a big night.

DAMN you got a Sophia ass don't ya

by Tighter than you205 March 10, 2017

Moose Ass

Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right

Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass

by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010

ass space

1. the imaginary parameters surrounding a person's gluteus maximus in which they feel uncomfortable with another person to be within 2. an within one foot behind a person's gluteus maximus in which another individual desires to reach, often leading to intercourse or a slap in the face

1. Oreo felt uncomfortable when Paul came from behind and approached his Ass Space.
2. Rob's objective was to violate Natalie's Ass Space, because he was attracted to her rear end.

by JC Edwards January 18, 2005