Skip to main content

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.
i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper
by thy common folk October 13, 2023
mugGet the muffin wallopermug.

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 27, 2024
mugGet the Crunch Muffinmug.

dork muffin

by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020
mugGet the dork muffinmug.

Freckled Muffin

When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.
I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!
by LoadSaveDelete September 9, 2021
mugGet the Freckled Muffinmug.

steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025
mugGet the steamed muffinmug.

Frosted muffin

To cum on a larger persons stomach
I saw you with that heavy chick did you give her the ol frosted muffin?
Yeah I def pulled out
by Slightysativa April 26, 2024
mugGet the Frosted muffinmug.

Muffin Patch

Heyyy honey bun
Heyyy muffin patch
by HoneyBunzes May 16, 2023
mugGet the Muffin Patchmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email