Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.

It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.

by Daneomania March 4, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Snow dweller

Another name for a white person. Usually used in a derogative tense.

Did you see all of those snow dwellers at Starbucks and Bass Pro Shop ?

by PrinceOfPanAfrik May 24, 2021

snow cone

sprinkling cocaine on your bud and smoke it through a bong

"had my first snow cone last night, managed to find Madelyne McCann, the only time I remember where I hid her."

by dongzilla-69 August 8, 2021

Snow Caps

Jacking off onto her eyelids while she sleeps. When the cum drys and she wakes up and is unable to open her eyes.

Janet woke up screaming, fearing she was blind because her boyfriend gave her snow caps, leaving them shut.

by Superdadmma September 1, 2021

Dirty snow

When you are doing blow and taking a shit at the same time.

Mat was hungover so he went to the bathroom to do a dirty snow. He felt better.

by Dreamseekers September 4, 2021

snow

very cool very smart very pwetty very cutie ilysm 😉😗

“hey have you seen snow today?”
“HECK YEAH BABY SNOW IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER 😉😗

by reilovesalexturner June 12, 2021