When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
Get the Asshole failuremug. Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
Get the scrambled assholemug. by The ass eater 3000 November 28, 2017
Get the Assholemug. by Typically_fresh October 23, 2017
Get the Assholemug. Putin: I'm an asshole!
by amogus susi September 13, 2022
Get the Assholemug. by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016
Get the Checkered assholemug. 