Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.

“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”

by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

Erika and Adam

Two best friends going to school together where Adam has a crush on erika. Erika is hot with big tits and a fat ass. She looks like a supermodel. Adam has greasy hair and a small dick. Adam loves Erikas fat ass and big tits and wants to lick them but Erika wants a dick that is bigger than 2 inches.

Adam: Hey Erika
Erika: Hi
Adam: Ur tits are looking huge
Erika and Adam are talking
Erika: ur cock is looking small

by VinesMoney736 April 12, 2023

Adam

The most Handsome guy in the entire Universe! Has sexy black hair, piercing brown eyes and a beautiful smile. He is so sweet, and kind, a real Gentleman. Adam is so charming that girls fall in love with him instantly, even guys can't help but fall for him. He is so funny and can make anyone laugh with his goofy, clever jokes. He is very popular and has a lot of friends, he is the life of the party and the coolest guy ever. If you meet an Adam don't lose him or you'll regret it for life!

Girl 1: Omg who's that Guy?

Girl 2: Oh that cutie is Adam

Girl 1: He is so Dreamy! 😍

Girl 2: I know! I'm crazy for him 💞

by Young God Aveng April 14, 2021

Adam

Somebody addicted to beast on toast and mayonnaise

U see Adam he loves beans

by Hehehehehehene rn January 10, 2021

Adam chambers

Adam is a one of a kind. Always something to say and has strong opinions on most subjects. Don’t get into an argument with him as you’ll either get Passive aggressive behaviour as a response or the silent treatment. He is a silent assassin but does know when he should speak up.
Adam is a great guy overall… one true loyal friend, until you cross him and he becomes evil.

Adam Chambers wouldn’t shut up about himself last night.

by Jenten February 17, 2024

Adaming

If your adaming then your a weird shrimp that wants friends but doesn't have any. Coming from the Latin word (ad) meaning annoying, such as ads and the Latin word (am) meaning small or shrimp like. If your adaming then you think you have friends that you don't and trying to be as weirdly annoying as possible. Some of these characteristics may include yelling random words like and I quote " This is Sparta" and "We must build a wall". Most who are adaming are usually named Adam as well. Typically likes Trump.

Hey Luke look over there at that kid adaming and being weird.

by F To The Fricken Fried Chicken April 19, 2017

adam

Adam is a smart and sexy guy with black hair and brown eyes, he sometimes proves a bit shy but if he takes trust he makes you have fun for sure, especially in bed, he is loyal and would do anything for the people he cares about

Adam è fantastico

by anonymous November 22, 2021