special sword fight

Where 2 men grab their erect penises and hit them against each other, similar to how roman’s used to fight with swords back in the days.

Hey man, do you want to go to my room to have a special sword fight?

by idonthaveananefoeme June 14, 2022

The Sandy Special

Usually a Blonde lady on her knee’s who specializes in giving her special skill to her boss.
Now known as the Sandy Special.

Hey Cliffastro is coming to town!
Zak oh man you should give him the Sandy Special! He might give you a promotion.

by Sgilfoo September 12, 2019

The Konike Special

Abandoning your post to suck another man's penis. Giving "head" in the head.

The Konike Special: Simmons asked Davison to meet him in the head for an old Konike Special.

by elmo1425 November 10, 2016

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Special

A more family-friendly term for "retarded."

See also: Extra Special

"He's a bit special"

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 13, 2024

Takayoshi Special

A move that involves leaving your parents and antagonizing your mother in order to pursuit for meaningless life objectives that ultimately end up with you being lost and a threat to society as you have nothing to lose. Leaving you as a nefarious and a potentially dangerous man, especially to those who are vulnerable.

Bro did you hear about Viktor? He did the Takayoshi Special and is living like Ted Kaczynski, I heard his mother is deeply upset at the letters that she got from him.

by dangerous individual March 28, 2022

Louisiana Sae Special

The Louisiana Sae Special includes having numerous sexual affairs with other people simultaneously, usually through online relationships.

"Did you hear that Tymothy got hit with the Louisiana Sae Special?"

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025