Potato

Me.

Imma potato.

by i.is.panda January 16, 2017

Kezbob Potato

A girl who is crazy about potatoes and eats them raw. She gets bags of potatoes for her birthday. She uses chat GPT to generate song about potatoes.
Her life depends on potatoes of all sorts.

When I saw the girl running around with a billion of potatoes I ask her, "Are you a Kezbob Potato?".
My best friend is a Kezbob Potato!

by Angelini Kokomelini 😇😜🎀✨ August 24, 2025

Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.

"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."

by written_slander November 24, 2023

Potato

your soul-too much potatoes can kill you. It is truly some dangerous shit, and its pitiful brown color might actually end the fucking world.

oh, sally was killed by a potato yesterday
yes, she fucking deserved it that hoe

by Suomynona Nella December 17, 2019

National Potato Day

26th October Is National Potato Day

We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.

by PotatoMerchMan August 6, 2022

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017

Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.

“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
“Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”

by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025