Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

cool

when ur a chimp and can talk

matt rose reference you wouldn't understand is cool

by nannibananni January 12, 2024

juggling iz cool

an absolute banger song on helluva boss series 2 episode 7 by tom cardy and vivziepop
it goes like

We've certainly got some quality audience tonight folks
Will mister 10 years running come out on top
Or is it time for f r e s h m e a t?

JUGGLING IS OBJECTIVELY COOL
OUR RETURNING CHAMP IS NOBODYS FOOL
BUT WHATS THIS
THE TWINS BRING IT UP TO THE WIRE
ALSO THEYRE ON FIRE
THATS POINTS FOR STYLE (points for style)
THE CROWD GOES WILD (crowd goes wild)
ITS THE PIE GAG AND THE TWINS WANA TASTE
BUT WHATS THIS
HITS FIZZ IN THE FACE
HE TAKES THE CAKE AND HE EATS IT TOO
HES HUNGRY TO WIN AND HES COVERED IN GOO
THATS POINTS FOR CREAM. THE CROWD SCREAMS
BABABALLOONS HES PUMPING EM OUT FROM WHERE IM SITTING I CAN HEAR THE CROWD
NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS ARE HERE
THEYRE FULL OF SIN AND THEYRE HERE TO WIN
holy moly
things are not looking good for fizzarolli (aka rizzarolli)

what am i doing with my life? that was all from memory
mammon is a big christmas tree :3

helluva boss fan 1: yo you know that s2 ep7 banger?
helluva boss fan 2: wait the one that’s like ‘AWWUUU FUCK YOUU’
helluva boss fan 1: nah that’s 2 minutes notice. i’m talking about juggling iz cool
helluva boss fan 2: ohhh the one that’s like- FROM WHERE AM SITTING U CAN HEAR THE CROWD… NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS R HERE!!
helluva boss fan 1: y uh

by kindacrustyandmusty January 20, 2024

Looking Cool Joker!

Line Said by Morgana in persona 5 when you get a knock down

"Looking Cool Joker!" "OH MY GOD YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT GET OFF OF MY FUCKING PARTY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND YOUR ASS BETTER NOT SAY A SINGLE FUCKING LINE"

by whoreknee January 21, 2024

Obed Is Cool

'Obed' stands for 'Oh no! Our table, It's broken' and 'Is' is an english word 'Is' NAH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

THEREFORE, 'IT MEANS OH NO! OUR TABLE, IT'S BROKEN.'

FOR EXAMPLE:- 'OBED IS COOL BUT A KID CRIES.' AND 'THIS KID IS CRYING BECAUSE OBED IS COOL.'

by OKAY KID January 22, 2024

On the cool

To do something slyly, usually used in reference to another person being shady or deceptive.

Girl 1: oh i never realized that.

Girl 2: yeah i think she was trying to shade me on the cool.

girl: yeah it really seems like she was.

by you’ll know lol. January 29, 2024

cool with them

YOUSE A BITCH NIGGA HOW U COOL W THEM BUT SAYING U NOT FRIENDS WITH THEM

via: im cool with them but im not friends with them.

by your queen, bow down u dogs January 30, 2024