Brownie muffin

A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.

Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin

by Oldfriedboot November 26, 2015

Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.

Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !

by ihateyuppies06 August 09, 2024

Naked Muffin

Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.

Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins

by Nathan LaMarr November 05, 2007

chunder muffin

When lots of snow bundles together on a slope and gathers in balls at the base.

"Woah, look at those chunder muffins"

by slkfnladnf February 22, 2021

grief muffins

The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees

I feel bad for the patients but these grief muffins are delicious

by Hspansot July 15, 2019

Steamed muffin

The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy

Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"

by -DeViOuS- October 29, 2010

Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 11, 2020