snakes have legs

False information that is typically found and spread on the internet. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

"Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust?"

"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024

Spaghetti legs

A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion

Check out aunt Mable, few sherries and she’s got a dose of the old spaghetti legs

by Unclegripper July 9, 2021

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

Roach legs

Slang for the stubble hairs you see in the sink after shaving.

I clogged the damn sink again! There's too many roach legs!

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Leg-gina

When the rolls and folds of fat on a woman's legs fall to create an additional vagina.

Bless her heart, that dress is so short her leg-gina is staring you right dead in the face.

by magulon June 15, 2025

kentucky fried chicken leg

The act of ejaculating on your partners leg during sex, and then having a third person nibble your partners leg and lick off the ejaculation. Three people are required and two of those must be siblings.

Hey you think your sister would be down for a Kentucky fried chicken leg?

As long as I am the one eating it off her legs.

Of course, I'll cum and you two enjoy!

See you then!

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

Flamingo leg

When you are in bed with someone and they put out their leg taking up almost the whole bed it resembles a flamingo with one leg up.

I could not sleep last night my wife gave me the flamingo leg

by smackthatass88 October 5, 2021