I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating

Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH

by Babyoppie April 3, 2019

got me lit

1. The act of being enlightened. Beyond light.

2. Intoxicating without the act of intoxication

This website got me LIT!!!!

by CynicalBitch November 4, 2017

Mussel's Got Muscles

What you say when you want to say that a specific mussel has some nice big muscles.

"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.

Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"

by JBays99 April 19, 2023

u got mega gay

basically when your gay times even more gay

person 1: oh dude look at that guy he is cool.
person 2: yea but he has u got mega gay.

by Bobinator41 April 4, 2019

Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!

How Daffy Duck responded to the bear's sway-mooning him after crossing over to the other side of the hunting-boundary --- i.e., he was offended by the bear's cheekiness, and so he fired some shots in the bear's direction at the next chance he got.

Shortly after Daffy Duck performed the whole, "Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!" routine, he did indeed manage to score a glancing hit on the bear's butt and blow off a patch of fur, so the bear vengefully stuffed Daffy's beak full of shotgun-shells and catapulted him through the air so that he slammed head-first into a tree, setting off the shells one by one and causing massive jets of flame to blast out of Daffy's mouth for some time afterwards.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Got Smoked

Defeated in a sprinting competition in a track and field event from 100 m through 400 m

Man...I got smoked. That other dude was really fast and won the race.

by Monty 82 April 30, 2024