Whipped his cream

To give someone a handjob and make him cum.

David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .

by The Vildanden Rule Maker December 30, 2015

creaming in pain

Screaming in pain, except when you also cream your pants.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?

Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.

by Trotan January 8, 2016

Cream space

A woman or man's face. More importantly when one is ready to "arrive".

Random guy: Man I was plowing the fuck outta this chick last night and then I pulled out and unloaded all over her cream space.

by MassiveDynamic January 8, 2016

ice cream fucktard

A person who is extremely arrogant about their inferior ice cream preferences to the point that they deminish other people's ice cream preferences. They of course will eat any ice cream, but make sure everyone in the room knows that the ice cream is inferior.

The ice cream fucktard asked for a scoop of my Blue Bell, and then had the audacity to complain that it wasn't Scoops ice cream.

by Othelia January 10, 2016

ghetto cream

A shampoo labeled as Ghetto Cream, More commonly known as (Semen). Most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. It is rumoured that Ghetto Cream can stop (Split Ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.

Create in 2015, North London, Barnet

White Boy: "Mum we ran out of Ghetto Cream"
Mum: " Sorry I accidentally brought bull semen instead"

by A1.NrthLdn January 15, 2016

Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016

birthday cream

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances

Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.

by The Formuoli March 24, 2016