by longshlongjon November 22, 2016

Cookies that are proposed to be delicious, but fall short of expectations.
They cause the partaken to become enraged.
They cause the partaken to become enraged.
by Bakedgoods December 4, 2017

Person performing cunnilingus on multiple women, twirling in a circle from one "cookie" to the next, until they all orgasm.
by TriangleDreamer August 30, 2017

by Krazeman420 December 8, 2021

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Holy crap Steve, that video of you singing Party In The USA was The Cookies! I'm uploading it to YouTube right now!
or
Dang, look at her fine ass. That chick is The Cookies.
or
Dang, look at her fine ass. That chick is The Cookies.
by TaterBoi November 19, 2009
