Asshole

Ex boyfriends that break up with you over text and date the girl they talked shut about while dating you

Omg that asshole is trying to be friend with you? Smh

by Syd the sloth September 7, 2016

Assholely

The act of being a total dick to another person.

You are behaving assholely to me and I would appreciate it if you went to hell.

by Gun Safety Dwight November 11, 2019

Asshole Aqueduct

The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct

"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.

by CarlMyMan January 5, 2022

Asshole

Alex

“Stop being such an Alex”
“Alex is an Asshole”

by Duh🙃 April 2, 2019

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Stop rigging the votes you asshole

I’m talking to the UD Jews

Stop rigging the votes you asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 21, 2021

deep asshole

serious trouble

No, are you crazy we could get in deep asshole

by jamaker'smoneymaker May 22, 2018