asshole

Jake Paul, Justin biber big assholes

girl they are assholes
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girl Jake Paul and Justin biber

by precolonial May 29, 2018

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Asshole

A place where poop comes out

Asshole is smellya

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone

haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"

by heccarina June 18, 2018

Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Asshole

Someone who who says stuff like "you read the second word wrong"

You: Kill yourself, asshole!
Me: That's fair.

by Vexnator February 23, 2023

Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes

by Silverray76 December 3, 2022