YO MAMMA is such an asshole
by full time badass November 16, 2021
Get the assholemug. by the guy with asshole edge October 10, 2012
Get the Asshole Edgemug. by precolonial May 29, 2018
Get the assholemug. A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
Get the Texan Asshole Blazemug. Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.
by nicemeister April 6, 2022
Get the Massive Assholemug. The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.
by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022
Get the Dirty Greasy Asshole Burgermug. Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.
Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!
They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
by Knert August 9, 2016
Get the Asshole Couplemug.