The duck’s nuts

Similar to “the bee’s knees”. Australian/New Zealand slang meaning “the height of excellence”.

Damn bro, how was John’s mum’s pussy? I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Yeah mate, it’s the duck’s nuts!

by Rrrrrrich September 19, 2018

ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018

fluff a duck

The action of bending down and swooshing the feathers on the side of a duck in a circular motion.
The phrase is used as a alternative to fuck off

Cohen: your looking pretty short there buddy.
Buddy: go fluff a duck you dirty smuck

by bedbuggy666 May 18, 2018

It’s water off a ducks back

It’s water off a fucks back

And believe me when I say it’s water off a ducks back

by Leahh92 May 20, 2018

Donald Duck

A very cute, green duck who likes to play with his friends and used to live at a funfair at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park Funfair.

Donald Duck: Look at that Donald! He's very fluffy.

by Dreamy chocolate May 22, 2018

Mud-duck

A cocktail of bourbon, coke, and baileys Irish cream. Served over ice. It curdles when mixed, but tastes of rootbeer.

I had too many mud-ducks last night. Woke up with a nasty fucking hangover!

by Effingeffer May 23, 2018

Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.

I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...

by Radient May 28, 2018