I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

Clown Dickery

When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.

Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.

by Paul C Baby March 25, 2024

Clown

someone being dumb or funny

Irvine, Your Such A Clown

by R4Z_THE_ONE June 23, 2021

Raffles the clown

The best dad and friend to ever exist. Honk is awesome and cool

Raffles the clown is fucking AWESOME.

by axeltheaxolotl July 10, 2021

Clowning

Its a verb related to the noun "Clown" and used when people are acting like retards and folding.

StumbleUpon: Yo England gonna win and im a good factions player!
SplitYoSis: na, you clowning.
StumbleUpon: bans and blocks everyone.
*StumbleUpon clowns more*

by SplitYoSis July 12, 2021

Clown Island

Multi-media show/franchise created by "Lil Clown" that is currently in the works as of January 2026. The show spans 7 seasons (potentially an 8th since it is a work-in-progress), with 3 movies in between.
The show follows a few insane characters such as Rázven Phillipé Solvaine or the host: Mr. Eest, on a journey that leads to madness. Some of the lore includes but is not limited to a human-harvesting cult in the dead of Siberia, gay foursomes, and an Omegaverse fight between two packs on the island.
Tune in!!

Alastor Simp: "Yo Mr. Discord Kitten, have you watched the new episode of Clown Island?"
Mr. Discord Kitten: "Dude, I literally wrote it with Lil Clown on call."

by lil_clown January 18, 2026

Art the Clown

The sexiest slasher of all time. The most handsome and erotic killer clown. The silliest and most adorable of them all. He also likes to play in his shit like a dog in mud.

Me: Do you know who Art the Clown is?
Friend: Yeah. He's so hot.
Me: Correct!

by localpuffpuff January 25, 2026