Trust Kill

n. when two consenting people kill each other in a way that is predetermined. It's like committing suicide but having someone else do it and you do it to them simultaneously.

Reagan: I don't think we're going to get this job, Trevor.

Trevor: Fuck it. Let's just do a trust kill.

by T-Floss May 18, 2012

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

Kill Bill

The act of fucking someone who is or is pretending to be in a coma

"honey, I'm tired can you just kill Bill me tonight?"

by That_one_weabo July 23, 2022

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Kill Wall

A wall of empty beer cans.

The guy's an alcoholic, and his house is a mess, but his kill wall really brings the room together.

by MilwaukeeKiaEnthusiast August 24, 2021

Kill it

Oh! OH! You didn't think I was serious did you!? HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Oh, shit, no! I don't know how to kill it! I was lying blatantly because I thought it would get you to hurry up and save me faster! Ha! That isn't a thing! Hahahahaha! Why? Did it tell you the riddle? What did it say?"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Kill a Patrick Day

On the 15th of October there is a holiday called, "Kill a Patrick Day" on this day and only this day men have to kill a person named "Patrick".

"Hey bro, it's Kill a Patrick Day"

by Horsie The Lonely October 15, 2022