5 star restaurants

fancy eateries that charge a crapload of money for a small dish garnished with herbs, specially cut carrots, a tiny scoop of sauce to dip in, and shaved gold from a bar of gold

I eat at 5 star restaurants. I always order 10mg of caviar and get charged $100.00

by THORRR SMASHHH February 19, 2015

Why 5

Here, for you buddy :)

Why 5 sounds like Wi-fi, and he's a cool guy. Trust me, it all rhymes.

by Bertholder June 21, 2021

december 5

bazoonga a girl on her period

boy: do you want to have bazoonga?
girl: yes but i’m on my period
boy: oh well, it’s december 5th

by ggrgjjy December 1, 2020

5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

September 5

National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.

“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”

by user3938327438993 September 4, 2022

The 5 Sins Of War

The Sin of Death
The Sin of Love
the Sin of fear
The Sin of foolery

The Sin of chaos

The 5 Sins Of War

by 11.13 April 5, 2021

the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025