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Sam

Sam is the most sweet, love filled person you will ever meet. He will try to understand what you feel and thinks about every message he sends. It’s worth it to get to know him, it’s like entering a huge valley of brightly coloured flowers with each little thing lighting so uniquely. Sure, it requires some patience to wait for a response and it’s hard to wait for someone who struggles with identity, but in the end every hardship is worth it. The love he gives back is raw and loyal, every little statement won’t fail to cheer you up.
He’s the funniest you’ll meet, everytime you talk to the real him you’ll be laughing and smiling. Sam is perfect.
“Who’s the person you love again?”
Obviouslyit’s Sam.”
by smuggIer July 19, 2024
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Stormtrooper Sam

by Sam the Nazi July 9, 2021
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Sam Patton

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.
Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher
by John M. Harold June 4, 2021
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Pulled a Sam

I feel like shit right now because I just pulled a Sam
by cohnfews November 8, 2019
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Sam Hanson

Pretty little cum dumpster

Enjoys a thick creamy load in his mouth

Prefers the word sodomy to anal
Oh god, he’s such a Sam Hanson
by jesusnumber1 May 4, 2021
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Sam

A disgusting fuck boy who tries to get all the girls nudes

All he does is objectify women

Most people call him an oxygen thief
"Hey Carrie Sam texted me last night"
"Omg he did not Sarah he texted me last night"

"No girls he texted me"

What did he say to you

In unison "I have nice tits can we get exchange nudes"

OMFGGGGGGGGGG HE DID NOT ALL THREE OF US WHAT A FUCK BOY
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Sam

There he goes again, Sam you got this
by LordOfMasturbation November 26, 2020
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