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Tea

One of those depressed people, but also really funny and hella good friend. Also that skinny bitch who looks like a fucking model. When she isnt happy dont mess with her because she will end your life, she also likes to spill the tea.
"Omg u look like a fucking model Tea"
by 2020 year of misery June 21, 2020
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Spill the Tea

When somebody says to "Spill the Tea", that usually means that they are about to spill some hot gossip.
Samantha: Ooh Honey SPILL THE TEA

Casey: I heard that Tracy got back with her ex that cheated on her 3 times.

Samantha: Girl, THAT IS SOME BURNING HOT TEA!!
by afooo123 November 25, 2018
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Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.
"You have been tea cosied bitch!"
by obvk July 13, 2020
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Tea R.J

A therapist who seduces patients in an attempt to destroy them.

Usually, looking around for poor victims across the couch from her. Tea calculates her prey's weakness and goes in for the long game to break down her victim.
Hey did you hear about Aaron?

No, is he okay?

He was led on by his therapist and she attempted to make him look like the bad guy.

Wow, he was around TEA R.J. and she took him down.
by Thebackground May 17, 2025
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Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019
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Drinkin’ Teas n Nattys

A late night booty call between two homosexual males. Commonly used in the south and surrounding territories. The term refers to the popular alcoholic drink, Twisted Tea, and the popular beer, Natural light.
Me and Joey are about to be drinkin’ teas n nattys. You want in.
by goblinslayerrrrrrrr June 26, 2021
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Clocked her tea

“Clocked her tea” is used in a sentence as a comeback to something mostly in arguments but it’s said by another person
Person 1 “I it’s just a hamster it’s not that big of a deal

Person 2 “ and what would you know about having one??”

Person 3 “clocked her tea rq”
by Heathertowey January 8, 2025
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