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Sam

Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.
If there were more Sams, the world would be a better place.
by wghyamihere April 11, 2023
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sam muse

A banging babe who goes to PA and should drop out and be a stripper
Dang my grades suck ass I’m just gonna pull a Sam muse
by I’m gonna eat your butt February 7, 2018
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Sam

Someone who has a giant horse cock and fucks david and sephton on a daily basis. if you dont like sam then go jump off a fucking bridge.
Sam has a massive dick
by sambfc2007 July 11, 2022
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Sam

Sam is a fat guy who plays guitar very well. His deep voice makes him more lovable. He's a kind guy but he's ignorant. There is a girl who called him his bestfriend but whatever.
by Shiboo May 22, 2019
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Sam

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021
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Sam Atko

Massive fuck boy who’s drowns in the putang. Must have at least 10 girls on the go at one time to be considered this sex god. May also be a gay best friend
You’re such a Sam Atko, you’re drowning in the clunge”
by Oooooooooooooooooooooof June 1, 2018
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Sam

Sam is guy, he is nice from what you can tell. He probably watches anime, or plays sorta gay video games like for honour, or R6. He’s a guy that is attractive, & you probably like him, & that’s why you’re searching his name, he is sweet & has a huge, mega faggot sense of humour, that you find lowkey-highkey funny. His friends are loser, but that doesn’t matter because he is loyal & a kind hearted person. He doesn’t open up very easily, but seems to be the soft kind. He is a dummy, but you learn to love it. he is insecure, he doesn’t always ask, but he needs to reassured. He is humble, anyways I need to hurry this up because I am legit about to shit my pants & I don’t want to shit my pants thanks.
oh look at him, Sam, look at Sam.
by well_washed_weiner October 2, 2019
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