Jungle Snake

Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead

Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake

by farmtruck532 November 23, 2022

Snake

Those mf name Juan, Felipe, and Collus.

Juan, Felipe, and Collus are snakes for roasting a squad member

by Bever06 October 29, 2019

Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 5, 2017

snake

michaela fay

P1: Hey did you hear your "best friend" was talking shit about you
P2: Damn what a snake

by hiboogerbum April 26, 2020

snake

They is act like your friend but there waiting to slither away with ya gyal
A fake ass nigga
A nigga who is talk to other niggas girls
Names usually start with D

'BUI you hear its snake season'watch out for those fake ass snakes
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by Big shall January 3, 2018

Snake in the grass

When you roll wax into a “snake”, then proceed to put in into a bed of weed.

“Hey man, I got some wax wanna link?”

“Yeah bro I got some bud we can do a snake in the grass!”

by bapedurag December 26, 2018

snake

leiken is a fucking snake 🐍

leiken is a snake beacause he lies all the time

by mysteryuser3426 March 18, 2019