King Maker

A king maker is someone(often female) who pumps up a person's self-esteem so much they make a monster out of them. Victims of a king maker are often egotistical and lost of all past character as product of the incident, soon after they are abandoned by their friends because of their un-attractive attitude. King Makers are often naive of their effects and are most likely in-secure themselves. Beware their dangers.

"Bobby used to be so genuine, then he went out with Kayla and turned into a jerk. She's a total king maker"

by Chersay'sfml December 27, 2011

Banana king

A guy who denys his royalty, and drives a yellow car.

Ryan is the Banana King!
No Im not, your the Banana King!

Ryan i obviously the Banana King...

by GotchaDude February 24, 2009

jack king

extremly old maine scientist

by grandson August 8, 2003

Nump King

One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.

Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"

Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"

by JONBOY June 11, 2003

chocolate king

an african american male who's body,charm,and sex appeal alone can bring a woman to orgasm

Richard DeJohnette is the only known chocolate king to date.

by mr fuzzy crotch January 3, 2004

kings of leon

To be shit

I was really kings of leon on the football pitch tonight

by Prof Knowitall January 6, 2004

we the kings

An extremely generic sounding band. They try to sound punk, but fail miserably. Their hit song is called check yes juliet, in which the lead singer had his balls kicked into his ribcage in order to create the faggy vocals he makes use of. Basically it's the only song anyone will know by them, and their "real fans" will mock anyone who doesn't know a song other than that. And of course, once they go mainstream there will be tons of posers bragging about how they liked them when they were undergound.

Moron 1: MAN, I remember back in 2007 when we the kings were underground, now that they've sold out I don't like their music anymore.

Moron 2: I KNOW MAN! OMG I LOVE CHECK YES JULIET!

Moron 3: lawl, I've never heard of nevermore, or nirvana, or Iron Maiden, BUT WE THE KINGS ARE BETTAR THAN THEM! I KNOW THIS!

by dogburnstate August 6, 2008