by Linnamonroll May 28, 2020
Get the Burn mug.When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
Get the Mushroom Burn mug.Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"
used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.
used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.
by Nianianananan February 24, 2023
Get the Burned the kitchen mug."Hey man, want to burn?"
"Man, we burned a blunt last night and I was so high!"
"Bro, I was at the beach burning and surfing all day"
"Man, we burned a blunt last night and I was so high!"
"Bro, I was at the beach burning and surfing all day"
by Dirty Duval April 10, 2009
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