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GIRL:Aahh its a snake
BOY: EWWW
by ...its a secret... October 8, 2017
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Snake

by Iamthing June 25, 2018
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Poop snake

A very long turd.
Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021
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In the snake den

When you miss school due to uncontrollable mud snake explosions at the toilet.
“Bro you coming into school today?”
Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.
by Paddle thwacker April 4, 2023
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Snake

A fortnite squad member who has been an admirable soldier but turns to be an unloyal nut case imbissle. Tries to gain clout shooting RPGs at teammates and probably wears birkenstocks in the shower.
you know Kolby has been such a snake lately? He thinks he’s ranbow on the battlefield but he’s gonna get ran booooted from the squad.
by Chum Chumm August 16, 2018
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Dusty Snake

The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry
"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"
by spootootoo August 17, 2017
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Snake

KD is a snake
by Giacomofux April 8, 2018
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