Christian is a very common name, but there is a dark truth behind the name. Christian is typically a male who is tired or extremely energetic. He is an alpha male who trains in the gym all the time. Though he trains he is not that smart and very easy to persuade. The darkest truth is... Christian has a massive gambling addiction. Chrisitan also have a bad taste in women.
Friend 1: Have you seen Christian?
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!
by Den varmeste November 24, 2021

A sexy, athletic person with a whole lotta junk in his trunk. He gets all the girls... no wait... in fact, all the girls get him. He is intelligent and curious and he always knows how to get his way around hard trials.
by CHEF 30 October 29, 2017

A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it
by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025

christian delacruz is hot, cute, and loves to joke, but if your is girlfriend than your lucky but you better not be boring
by foodly coor February 11, 2022

An amazing guy. He is loving, caring, and also funny! Christian McCalls are the best ! They will always treat their partner with so much respect and loyalty. Only Queens deserve Christian McCalls.
by Foreverandeternity January 27, 2018

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.
I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.
by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019

by kai kamara March 8, 2022
