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friend zone

An imaginary place where teenagers (commonly guys) believe to be placed in when a girl just wants to be friends with him. This is the place where guys are placed when the guy expects that he will have sex with a girl if he is nice to her. He is friendly to a woman in hopes that she will have sex with him. They believe that she mistakes his friendliness for friendliness and befriends him, neglecting to show you her vagina. Then they proceed to complain about it on the internet.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Held the door open for a girl, can't believe I didn't get a blowjob. She obviously friend zoned me.

Scenario 2:
Guy: What do you mean you aren't going to have sex with me?! I was being nice to you!! Wow, I can't believe you are putting me in the friend zone.
by Amora1234y67f August 30, 2013
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Friend Zone

The term men use to blame their own shallowness on women.
A girl makes a new friend who happens to be a guy, and he's really nice all the time and she thinks, wow, I have a really good friend. But it turns out the guy isn't interested in friendship, all he wants is to "get some".

Oftentimes, when the guy realizes that he's not going to "score" (how long that takes can vary), he suddenly drops his feigned friendship and moves on to other targets. The girl is left wondering what she did wrong to make such a good friendship fall apart, but of course what really happened was was that the girl had made the mistake of seeing the guy as a real person worthy of her friendship while the guy had only ever seen her as an object.

The guy justifies his behavior by getting together with his buddies and whining about being put in the "friend zone" so that he gets to feel like he's the victim.
by Philia ouk Eros November 21, 2010
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Team Friend

The ultimate close partnership between best friends, signifying brothership and cooperation.
"Todd and I will totally beat you in in water volleyball! How about you and Scott versus team friend?"
by Jesse of LI August 22, 2007
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friend-shaming

Act of using friendship to shame another person.
Simon says to his friends, "Let's get ramen." Vincent was not spoken to but he wants to go with Simon. Vincent friend-shames Simon by saying, "I thought you were my friend!" Vincent is friend-shaming Simon.
by lovemush July 17, 2017
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Friend Families

Knowing more than one friend w/ the same name, but they don't know each other because they are from different stereotype cliques.
xallix: geeze, how many allisons do u know?
XMichealX: ummmmm...3?
xallix:damn. i know 6 mikes
XMichealX: ...ouch
xallix: yupp. it's easy to keep them straight tho. they're all from different friend families, so they don't know each other
by dragonxalli November 1, 2009
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Target friend

A person which you see, know you want to be friends with, and set about befriending.
That kid Jeremy was so funny last night. I think he might be a target friend, I'd really like to get to know him.
by lacoste0708 November 9, 2010
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Friend-love

The majestic compassionate love between two best friends who are basically friends with benefits but it ain’t like that cuz we just seriously love each other in a warming friendly way.
Jayd and Gabriel have the bestest friend-love. It’s better than most actual relationships
by jaydsLover March 4, 2019
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