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bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")
Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!
by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014
mugGet the bang jobbermug.

Big bang

For the people that don't like the big hand job explanation, how could anybody know that the Big bang is fact? No humans were alive more than a few million years ago they say, to verify that there was any Big bang, so it seems like speculation rather than fact.
Not everybody is going to like a joking explanation of something, even the Big bang, but that doesn't mean people shouldnt question it.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021
mugGet the Big bangmug.

banging riding

It's when someone is riding really good.
This term is also used from Snoop Dogg.
I'm banging riding, but doin' it good!
by SeedXero November 2, 2013
mugGet the banging ridingmug.

reverse mini bang

"...who the fuck actually talks about sex positions? really, i don't want to hear about how laurel and wilhelm were reverse mini banging in their reversing mini convertible."
by meyowp February 19, 2024
mugGet the reverse mini bangmug.

Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at
Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
by mtnbiker March 18, 2023
mugGet the Spork your bangsmug.

banging

this food is banging
by aphg December 8, 2023
mugGet the bangingmug.

bang

To bang someone means to have sex with that person.
by Arenexu February 19, 2020
mugGet the bangmug.

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