Sam

A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.

A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.

A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.

You're a fucking Sam.

by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018

Sam Hall

Someone who likes the sound of their own more than they should.

Gee that bloke is a bit of a Sam Hall, isn't he?

by tjtj123 December 1, 2021

Sam

Sexy Asian Man

Look at that guy! He's such a sam!

by 3=======D July 16, 2018

Sam

Causing a disaster or catastrophic event.

You have just spilled a drink everywhere you did a Sam

by Samborfc January 25, 2020

Sam

Sam is a girl who's actually a guy and hints at it all the time but no one cares. Also, they're real name is Izzy and she used to have a twin but she was disowned.

Lol stop calling me Izzy I'm sam

by Sammyspammy May 31, 2018

The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place

She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment

by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023

swaggy.__.sam

they are one of the best people in the whole entire world. they are obviously swaggy🙄 and they deserve the whole world.

swaggy.__.sam is the best person ever!

by _your.moms.cigar_ March 18, 2021