Bum-ling-aling

'A piece of shit'

'Your a piece of bum-ling-aling'
You smell like bum-ling-aling'

by Franzzle, Flannel, Cantannel January 19, 2009

Sweaty Bum Banger

When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)

Kyuhyun bums Jeonghoon and it’s a sweaty bum banger

by Lambchops123 January 31, 2021

big bum theory

A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...

Have you heard of the Intellectual who wrote the Big Bum Theory?

by Gods upon the Lorax May 20, 2022

Mumbai Bum Rumble

A side effect of curry. Or, as it is known in Bradford, a regular fart.

Shivraj : Oh man, I'm getting some real bad Mumbai Bum Rumble right now.

Rajesh : Do you think they're actually reviewing these submissions ?

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Bare bum the bandit

Naked (Northern English Saying

I'm not going bare bum the bandit. Your always bare bum the bandit

by Tkovacs November 2, 2020

your son a bum

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

(Nonce A is getting loud)

Nonce B: your son a bum
Nonce A: ok, you’re fucked, cya in another life

by Nova da lad May 12, 2018

Pokey bum wank

An act of masturbation where you put your legs over your head and poke yourself in the bum

I was going to have a pokey bum wank today but I'm going to Spencer's house

by Pls1234 February 3, 2017